Daily Archives: 2 June 2011

A Fox is a Wolfe who Sends Tweets

Apologies to Ruth Weston for taking artistic license with her quote, “A fox is a wolf who sends flowers.” I couldn’t resist.

It’s looking like Dan Wolfe is the one who Tweeted Weiner’s weiner.

The Smoking Gun:
The Wolfe At Anthony Weiner’s Front Door

Dude seems a tad paranoid. Check out his e-mail.

Cannonfire:
CASE CLOSED! CONGRESSMAN WEINER WAS FRAMED! (An important update to “The Weiner affair: Close to solution (but I need your help!)”

I swear these scandals as of late would make great movies. They write themselves. The movie isn’t over yet. We’re getting there, though.


Rep. Jeff Landry Says, “I’m Not Going!”

GOP Lawmaker Rejects White House Trip, ‘Lecture’ from Obama

Who?

He’s a Freshman Tea Party Respresentative from Louisiana. He’s making such a big deal about skipping “class.” I think he just wants to make a name for himself. Until you read the article, did you know who he was? Me neither.

He even prepared a formal statement saying why he didn’t want go. Drilling, future generations saddled with debt, grandstanding, no spending cuts = no higher debt ceiling, blah, blah, blah.

Message to Landry: Aren’t Representatives supposed to represent? Well, you probably would have blended in with the furniture, anyway. By publicly declining the invitation, you actually exist now. Just for a bit, though. To get lasting fame/infamy, you need a sex scandal. Preferably a gay one. For now, enjoy!