Weiner ‘Can’t Say with Certitude’ Twitter Photo Wasn’t Him

It must be a really slow news week or something. Honestly, I don’t think the guy is dumb enough to Tweet a picture of his weiner God, that poor man’s name makes jokes too easy. I believe his account was hacked. Just as sure as I believe he took a picture of it.

When I saw the shot, I was shocked that it wasn’t a full-on nudie picture. Sure, it looked like he was um “excited,” but he was wearing underwear. I was expecting much racier.

Lots of people are up in arms about this. OK, if you are enraged by a picture of a hard-on covered by underwear, it’s certainly your right to be. However, Breitbart’s jailbait insinuation was just uncalled for.

Anyway, I’m pretty sure this will go away when the next “scandal” comes along. Should be any day now.

Until then, the grey briefs are kinda cute. And he looks naughty in that picture. Is it getting warm in here? Why am I craving cannolis all of a sudden?

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