Here’s the original text:
Wow, Qathafi sure did cut open a vein and bleed on to this letter.
Part 1. Guilt You hurt me, son. I love you. I’m not mad, I’m disappointed.
Part 2. Well-Wishes Good luck in the election. I’m pullin’ for ya.
Part 3. Sympathy We have suffered greatly under that Republican Reagan.
Part 4. World Peace Friendship, cooperation, and security is the ultimate goal.
Part 5. “But You Said” I heard you say that the US shouldn’t police the world. You’re not taking it back, right?
Part 6. Begging Please, please get NATO to stop with the air strikes.
Part 7. Warning You’ll be sorry because those are al-Qaeda rebels, you know.
Let me write Obama’s response:
Step down, “Dad,” and all of this will stop.