That’s the short version of his letter.
Here’s the original text:
Libya: Col Gaddafi’s Letter to Barack Obama in Full
Wow, Qathafi sure did cut open a vein and bleed on to this letter.
Part 1. Guilt You hurt me, son. I love you. I’m not mad, I’m disappointed.
Part 2. Well-Wishes Good luck in the election. I’m pullin’ for ya.
Part 3. Sympathy We have suffered greatly under that Republican Reagan.
Part 4. World Peace Friendship, cooperation, and security is the ultimate goal.
Part 5. “But You Said” I heard you say that the US shouldn’t police the world. You’re not taking it back, right?
Part 6. Begging Please, please get NATO to stop with the air strikes.
Part 7. Warning You’ll be sorry because those are al-Qaeda rebels, you know.
Let me write Obama’s response:
Step down, “Dad,” and all of this will stop.
April 6th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Certainly we cannot involve ourselves in every Middle-Eastern conflict, because they are too numerous. In Syria, civilians are being killed for daring to demand freedom. Are we going to go to war there as well?
I say we send in Jason Bourne.
April 6th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Don’t forget Bahrain and Yemen.
You know, I’ve never seen one of those Bourne movies.
April 6th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
Yep. All over the Middle East!
Have you read the books at least? You realize they were originally novels, right?
You need to get out more, lady!
April 6th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Nope. Didn’t know they were novels either.
Thank you for pointing out the obvious, Terrance. 😛
April 6th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Or just move out of San Fran. You know, back to this universe, and you’d be O.K.
April 6th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Heh. No can do. I’ve lived in San Diego and Hollywood.
I always come back to the Bay Area. Probably because it’s home. 🙂