Even white males. Shut up, really?
Really.
The qualifications to be in the running for a Former Majority Association for Equality scholarship are as follows:
1. At least 25% Caucasian male
2. At least a 3.0 GPA
3. Financial need
4. Community service
I have no problem with it. Why? It’s their money. They can choose the recipients. Helping someone pay for their education, whoever they are, is wonderful! Plus, I remember hearing about some pretty interesting scholarships out there:
- Chick and Major Memorial Duck Calling Contest
- National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance
- Tall Clubs International Scholarship
- Scholarship for Redheads
If you can make Daffy and Donald come, $1500!
If you’re a member and large and lovely or husky and handsome, $1000!
If you’re over 6’2″, $1000!
If you’re a natural ginger, and have a GPA over 2.0, $250!
And there are so many more. If these groups/people choose to pay for someone’s education, more power. I’m even all for the KKK offering scholarships. Education cures ignorance.
Spinny Liberal 
March 3rd, 2011 at 5:07 AM
These are serious scholarships?
Is the Chick and Major Memorial Duck Calling Contest intended to get drake (males) sperm for use in IVF? If you can make Daffy and Donald come
I once worked on a horse ranch and watched as they tried to get a stud to …… oh never mind.
March 3rd, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Serious scholarships. Crazy, huh?
Hahaha!
Your experience probably seems more marketable than duck arousal. Maybe there is a scholarship for that. If not, you can always start one. 😛
January 24th, 2012 at 8:55 PM
You’ve really helped me urndestand the issues. Thanks.
January 25th, 2012 at 12:07 AM
Thank you for reading and commenting! 🙂