There is a Scholarship for Everyone

Even white males. Shut up, really?

Really.

The Whites-Only Scholarship

The qualifications to be in the running for a Former Majority Association for Equality scholarship are as follows:

1. At least 25% Caucasian male
2. At least a 3.0 GPA
3. Financial need
4. Community service

I have no problem with it. Why? It’s their money. They can choose the recipients. Helping someone pay for their education, whoever they are, is wonderful! Plus, I remember hearing about some pretty interesting scholarships out there:

  • Chick and Major Memorial Duck Calling Contest
  • If you can make Daffy and Donald come, $1500!

  • National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance
  • If you’re a member and large and lovely or husky and handsome, $1000!

  • Tall Clubs International Scholarship
  • If you’re over 6’2″, $1000!

  • Scholarship for Redheads
  • If you’re a natural ginger, and have a GPA over 2.0, $250!

And there are so many more. If these groups/people choose to pay for someone’s education, more power. I’m even all for the KKK offering scholarships. Education cures ignorance.


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