State of the Shellacking

I was embarrassingly late for my dental appointment. “I’m so sorry. I know it’s probably too late to see me, but can I reschedule?” “Sure,” the receptionist said with the half smile/half disappointed school marm look. We were about to set up the appointment when his hygienist came out. They started talking, while I watched the TV in their reception area. The State of the Union address was about to begin. “Dr. Martinez said he can see you – if you’re willing to wait.” “Great! Thank you!” Wow. Sending him and his office those Hickory Farms gift baskets every year always saves my sorry ass. I sit down and get totally engrossed in the address.

The musical chairs of bipartisanship was weird. Well-intentioned, but weird. The strength of the applause shows which statements were supported or rejected. What am I going to do now? Never fear, Speaker of the House Boehner is here. Seated conveniently behind the POTUS, his applause (or lack thereof), can be our gauge.

  • Cleaner, greener energy: No applause
  • Reviewing Government Regulation: Applause
  • Working on the Health Care Law: No applause

Well, quelle surprise. Looks like we didn’t really need a gauge after all.

I really liked his comments on education. One of my favorite lines: “We need to teach our kids that it’s not just the winner of the Super Bowl who deserves to be celebrated, but the winner of the science fair.” Shout out to all of us former high school nerds.

The sound of the ultrasonic cleaner drowned out the talk of the wars. Thank God. Experiencing the occasional pain of the cleaning tool hitting a sensitive spot and the nausea from hearing the “strides” were making? No thanks. There are limits to my masochism. I did catch that in July, we’ll begin to bring the troops back home from Afghanistan. I wasn’t on the laughing gas, and the text of the speech confirmed this statement. Hmmm. We’ll see…

I loved that he didn’t back down on the healthcare law. It was refreshing that he will fight their attempt at repeal. I don’t know if people understand just how important the changes with the pre-existing condition clauses are. A few years ago, I was in between jobs, temping, and was about to lose COBRA. Try getting insurance with asthma. It didn’t matter that I was able to afford it. I could not get it. Thank God I got a full-time job shortly after that had health benefits kick in on day one. Countless others weren’t so lucky. I hope the GOP listened to this: So instead of re-fighting the battles of the last two years, let’s fix what needs fixing and move forward.

I left the office with my teeth cleaned and the goodie bag of a toothbrush and dental floss samples and a Greater Smiles in 2011 calendar. I was able to reflect on the address. Despite the midterms, he didn’t gravitate as far to the center as I thought he would. He still mentioned ending the tax breaks to the wealthiest and stood his ground on healthcare. Good. The next two years will be very interesting. I am only armed with a 2011 calendar, though. I’ll be checking it around July. Maybe there will be cause for Greater Smiles.

6 responses to “State of the Shellacking

  • Dave the Sage

    Been enjoying your blog. We conservatives do appreciate an honest and thinking liberal when we find them. Your writing skills are good and the humor you mix in with your posts is appreciated. Good range of topics explored and addressed here. I wish you all the best in your new endeavor.

    • SpinnyLiberal

      Hahaha nice compliment? There are many of us who do think and are honest. Thank you for the kudos and the good wishes. WP is very cool and full of very smart people, present company included.

  • Kendrick Macdowell

    Love the mix of dental and political. Probably a trope that could be mined much further! (And I agree with Sagacious Dave.)

    • SpinnyLiberal

      Definitely…I thought about it, expanding on the premise that there are things that are naturally unpleasant than can turn down right painful and ugly like dental procedures and SOTU addresses. 😉 Thanks for agreeing with the Sage. 🙂

  • lbwoodgate

    At first I thought, Wow! a dentist is still open at 8pm? But then I remembered it was only 6pm in S.F.

    Liked your version of this spinny. SOTU speeches are always generic however and never to the liking of either Party completely.(Reid said later that he was miffed at the president for his remarks regarding no earmarks will pass his desk. The devil is in the details as they say so we’ll have to pay attention and see what details evolve.

  • SpinnyLiberal

    Oh yeah. You definitely can’t please everybody. You’re right about the details. Since we have it in writing, we can even be child like and remind him…”but you said!!” 😉

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